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Currently, I am a  32 years old Well, 33, 38, 44 year old single momma.  I live in Georgia with my two children; Jake 20 and Izzy 16. I have been single for 15 years now and have the sags, bags and stretch marks to prove it. I bake/sometimes burn cookies for PTA bake sales; contribute to the eroding ozone layer by exhuming massive amounts of hairspray; and planting anything thing that blooms.  I love gardening, cooking, decorating with obscenely fabulous colors and writing children’s books. My first book, Bella Blue and a Dratted Blah Blah Day  was released in January 2012.

Fabrics, wallpaper, and antiques make a house a home; I’d rather be in the mountains than at the beach. This could be due to the fact that I’m a very impatient person so sitting by the pool half-naked sporting silvered stretch marks and cellulite dimples is not my kind of fun. On Sundays, you will find my children and I together as a family (small but mighty) in church. This is a little habit I picked up years ago when I looked up and found myself at aged 29, divorced and raising two kids solo. HE was the one I could and continue to count on. I can’t stand when people spit on the ground in public, didn’t that used to be illegal? Life without bold colors would be a very sad and lonely place. I parent my peeps the way that works best for me; I will love you know matter what you do, what you say or what you believe. Nothing and I mean nothing or no one could ever change that. It is an unconditional deep-rooted love that could or would never be severed by anything or anyone. With that said, my peeps know the truth: if you mess with the bull, you’re gonna get the horns: Don’t mess with momma! I’m the poster child for ADD; My friends who know the real me would refer to me as their friend who never left the 80’s. I cook a fabulous chocolate chip cake. Fresh cut flowers, 1000 lit votive candles, fine wine, close friends and family = an amazing evening! I’m terrified of snakes and cock roaches; especially those with wings. I wear fake finger nails, high lite my hair, bleach my teeth and one day will most likely have an addiction to botox.

Hmmmmm. Did I miss anything?

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